After 17 seasons, I thought I was all Danced-out with the Stars. But this year, one of my true loves hit the dance floor and I couldn’t help but watch.
Season after season, the so-called amateur dancers became hip-hop stars, musical performers, former cheerleaders, ice skaters and gymnasts – physically advanced and skilled B-listers who screwed up the learning curve for anyone else.
The all-star season was a resounding failure with ratings dropping even further while the level of dance had never been higher.
But do people want to see that? DWTS was supposed to be a platform for non-professionals to hit the floor with award winning dancers.
That was the dream-come-true for a lot of viewers.
This year, again, there are a couple of performers whose backgrounds have given them an edge on the competition and they’re performing show-stopping routines.
But the majority are the true amateurs who approached the show like awkward foals taking their tentative first steps.
Bill Nye, the Science Guy could barely coordinate his upper and lower extremities simultaneously.
Actor Brant Daugherty may be pretty but he’s also the world’s biggest klutz.
Despite Amber Riley’s musical background, her bad knees and larger frame make her have to work even harder.
Leah Remini may have a lot of attitude, but this 40-plus mom has shown her insecurities.
And son of a rock legend, Jack Osbourne continuously battles the effects of MS on his energy, strength and balance.
And then there’s my guy: comedian Bill Engvall, known for his “Here’s your [stupid] sign” schtick. I own every one of his CDs. I’m a smitten kitten. However, I did have some reservations about him dancing.
Usually, a comedian in the line-up means a lot of laughs, very little dance. And Bill’s reaction to his high-heeled dance shoes could have sealed the deal.
But this country boy with very little rhythm and two left feet decided not to become the punchline of his routines. Instead, Bill gives his all every week.
Initially, he surprised everyone with his foxtrot and Lone Ranger-themed paso doble.
But Bill’s spastic samba hips couldn’t be helped. And he was wracked with guilt when he dropped his partner during a dress-rehearsal.
Speaking of which, she may be tall, blond and stacked, but at 56 and ever the gentleman, Bill refers to Emma as a second daughter.
He boosts morale when everyone’s tired and frustrated. And when Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was eliminated, Bill was the first to her side. Having narrowly missed elimination the week prior, he humbly felt he should have been the one to go.
Consequently, I think Bill should win this one.
He takes in the experience with attention, joy and humour. He represents the average guy. And wouldn’t it be wonderful if he got his “dream” top three: himself, Jack Osbourne and Leah Remini … “because you're talking people who've never had dance experience.”
Just as it should be.
